December 2018 - January 2019
1. What's Going On the Seventh Floor of My Apartment Building 我大樓7樓發生了什麼事 The garbage truck is coming. 垃圾車快到了. Oh, wait. I'm sorry. That wasn't emphatic enough. 喔! 等一下. 不好意思, 我說的太小聲. THE GARBAGE TRUCK IS COMING!!! OH MY GOD THE GARBAGE TRUCK IS COMING!!! EVERYBODY RUN TO THE ELEVATORS, BECAUSE THE GARBAGE TRUCK IS COMING!!! 垃圾車快到了!!! 我的天, 垃圾車快到了!!! 大家趕快去搭電梯, 因為垃圾車快到了!!! There, that's better. 好, 這樣子好多了. ...and, aside from the garbage truck coming, what else is going on the seventh floor of my apartment building? 除了垃圾車快到了之外, 在我們大樓七樓還發生了什麼事? Well, for one thing, the nice lady that lives down the hall isn't home yet. She works at Chu Lu Ranch, and she usually gets home right after the garbage truck arrives. What does she do with her garbage, I wonder? Does she store it in her house? Does she consort with other garbage trucks, on other roads, at other times of day? How...